More complaints

One trouble with surfing the net, all the blogs, all the videos, is that, 95% of the time, I'm listening to my favorite music at the same time. Well, 95% of the content of blogs seems to be videos that require you to pause your own shit while you listen to theirs. Fuck that. It's like having to put up with on-hold music; it sucks. Give me some options, people!

Things I'd like to see. (Then I'll shut up about them.)

English subtitles for in-flight movies so you don't have to waste the lousy $5.00 to watch Shrek when you can listen to your iPod and read the subtitles instead. Nasty, greedy, sleeze-bag airlines, you.

A "Turn-Off-The-On-Hold-Shit-While-I'm-On-HOLD" option

Out-of-state vehicles with Hawaiian license plates

Traffic Law Reminder Signs posted in appropriate places, like in the left-hand-onto-one-way-turn-lanes. Idiots.

More butter.

Cable

I got cable hooked up about a week ago. I own about 50 DVD movies. I didn't get any premium movie channels, but they have some movies on AMC and TNT and a few others. Cool. What's not cool is that, every single movie the non-premium stations have had over the last week I OWN AL-FUCKIN-READY. Examples: "A Simple Plan," "The Godfather," "Face Off," "Thirteen Days," "The Untouchables," "Goodfellas," "Carlito's Way," "Star Trek ...," "The Green Mile," "Crimson Tide," "A Simple Plan," "The Godfather," "Face Off," "Thirteen Days," "The Untouchables," "Goodfellas," "Carlito's Way," "Star Trek ...," "The Green Mile," "Crimson Tide,""A Simple Plan," "The Godfather," "Face Off," "Thirteen Days," "The Untouchables," "Goodfellas," "Carlito's Way," "Star Trek ...," "The Green Mile," "Crimson Tide,""A Simple Plan," "The Godfather," "Face Off," "Thirteen Days," "The Untouchables," "Goodfellas," "Carlito's Way," "Star Trek ...," "The Green Mile," "Crimson Tide,"........ you get the idea.