Saturday, November 3, 2007

First Installment: Reasons for Staying Out of Prison

Just a few reasons for joining humanity, playing by the rules, (and staying out of prison). Admittedly, these are a tad sophomoric and maybe materialistic, and they're mostly food and drink,k and one could likely receive some version of these in an actual prison, but this is only my first:
  • Single malt scotch
  • martinis
  • XO Cognac
  • gruyère
  • French wine
  • freshly ground coffee
  • hot tubs (100F in winter; 103F summer)
  • martinis
  • Guiness drought
  • grilled salmon with raspberry salsa and steamed French long beans
  • Gibson guitars
  • onions
  • green onions
  • blue cheese
  • fillet mignon
  • gin
  • tequila
  • limes
  • martinis
  • chocolate
  • The Cure

3 comments:

Dan O. said...

I only skimmed the list, but did martini's make it on there?

Call me Maniac said...

I wanted to make sure to include martinis. It's like packing socks for a trip -- always need just one more pair.

Anonymous said...

how about sex with the opposite sex?