Kitchen Germs

I've read that a typical office desk area is home to many more germs and bacteria than a toilet seat. Even most kitchen counter tops have more than the bathroom! Oh fuckin' ick, thank you very much. So I mentioned to my girlfriend that she should start doing all the food preparation in there, and use our traditional kitchen for only stovetop and microwave oven cooking. The toilet seat should be fairly useful for slicing tomatoes, rolling dough, cutting meat. The toilet itself can be our very own "flush garbage disposal." The blender, electric mixer, and toaster can all be in there, so every time we use the john, we can make a margarita.