Tuesday, September 4, 2007

RV hell

"RV"s are from hell.

The slower they go, the more they're likely to travel in packs, too. Clumps. Why is that? Are these just filthy-rich families that drive multiple "RV"s? Or do they just have some sort of a cling to one another? They are the trans fats of America's road system. I've personally witnessed them delay for over an hour a number of vehicles that would equal the entire 5 o'clock traffic of a small city.

54 in a 65 for a frikken hour. Traveling together so they're difficult to pass when short opportunities arise.

Another straight section of road way. Oops, time to slow down just a little bit more.

Those fuckers.

And when a passing zone nears, your hopes are raised, yet that's when you see the oncoming traffic. And that's when the RV slows even further. They make you suffer.

I was even following a full-sized tour bus on the highway the other day. I could hardly keep up with it. The only time it slowed down was when it got behind an RV.

Same thing with tractor/trailer trucks.

I'll get you back, you bastards. I'm going to buy an RV and then I'm going to drive it as slow as possible for as long as possible. I'm going to pass you idiots then slow down right in front of you so you'll be stuck behind me. I'll force you to clump together with me. I'm going to make your life miserable. You wait and see. I'll teach you.

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