I am currently sitting in a tub of very cold water and ice. You see, I've got this theory that if I prefreeze my ass and balls, then this afternoon when my GF and I participate in a sleigh ride with the temperature being a chilly 2 degrees, it won't hurt so bad then they fall off.
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SO, how'd that work out for ya?
Not well. But my testicles are intact. It's even colder now. Whoever the fucker is who's playing with the outdoor temper-at-fuckin'-ture knob, KNOCK IT OFF!
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