I don't drive on your lawn. Yet.

On sunny days small kids play in and around a street near my place. Fine. But I don't slow down much. Oh, don't worry; I'm not going to plow over some dumb-ass's kids (the parents are dumb-asses, not the kids), I just want to do my part to help train the kids in identifying good play areas versus bad play areas. So, hopefully, I'm scaring the shit out of some idiot parents into restricting their kids' play areas to their fuckin' yards instead of the street. Unless you twaddle by at 4 MPH, you'll hear a parent yell out, "Slow down!" Fuck that. I'd rather the street appear to be the main run-way of an aircraft carrier than a playground. Idiots.